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ID Number	455
Date Posted	9/30/2007
Description	fire hat
Photographer	Jennings Treutel
Origin	beijing, china

ID Number	454
Date Posted	9/30/2007
Description	forest fire
Photographer	Harold
Origin	kroatia

ID Number	453
Date Posted	7/13/2007
Description	slacker
Photographer	Mandy Wong
Origin	hong kong

ID Number	452
Date Posted	7/13/2007
Description	ruffians
Photographer	Barnaby Richards
Origin	hirakata, japan

ID Number	451
Date Posted	7/13/2007
Description	pose
Photographer	Mandy Wong
Origin	hong kong

ID Number	450
Date Posted	7/13/2007
Description	pole slide
Photographer	Mandy Wong
Origin	hong kong

ID Number	449
Date Posted	7/13/2007
Description	hulk
Photographer	Mandy Wong
Origin	hong kong

ID Number	448
Date Posted	7/13/2007
Description	ghost canine
Photographer	Mandy Wong
Origin	hong kong

ID Number	447
Date Posted	7/13/2007
Description	gar
Photographer	Barnaby Richards
Origin	hirakata, japan

ID Number	446
Date Posted	7/13/2007
Description	dick tracy hat
Photographer	Barnaby Richards
Origin	hirakata, japan

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11/6/2007 3:57:34 AM by printfluke

Don*/*t hold elevator door with yout foot, do so with your hands

11/6/2007 3:49:13 AM by printfluke

Don*/*t get your head out the window and act like a fool, or your head will collect on top of the train

11/6/2007 3:22:32 AM by printfluke

Warning, standing on this chair will make you glow black

11/2/2007 4:47:31 AM by EH

When on raft, beware of missile lock on

10/31/2007 2:04:12 PM by blah blah

Horny Hornet Zone

10/31/2007 2:03:03 PM by blah blah

SQUIRRELS!Go Home!...oh wait a sec...

10/31/2007 2:00:34 PM by blah blah

Don*/*t be afraid of mice, you wuss

10/31/2007 1:57:15 PM by blah blah

Pull my finger!

10/31/2007 1:56:38 PM by blah blah

Xray vision glasses on sale now

10/31/2007 1:54:11 PM by blah blah

In case of tsunamis...it doesn*/*t matter where you run...you*/*re dead

10/31/2007 1:50:50 PM by blah blah

No more monkeys jumping on the bed

10/31/2007 1:49:48 PM by blah blah

X marks the sport

10/31/2007 1:47:31 PM by blah blah

Lean on me when you*/*re not strong, and I*/*ll be your friend...I*/*ll help you carry on!

10/31/2007 1:45:45 PM by blah blah

Men are not allowed on train!

10/31/2007 1:44:42 PM by blah blah

Watch out for flying people

10/31/2007 1:43:10 PM by blah blah

Warning to monster: Little girls have been spotted in the area--Watch Out!

10/31/2007 1:40:14 PM by blah blah

Walkway reserved for Paris Hilton

10/31/2007 1:38:59 PM by blah blah

Arm splits allowed

10/31/2007 9:46:46 AM by CJofATL

Danger: Giant snakes with swollen tonsils will eat you if you stand under the rocks.

10/31/2007 9:44:23 AM by CJofATL

As a young boy Popeye earns his name as his eye actually pops out.

10/30/2007 4:26:42 AM by CJofATL

Attention: Pumpkin headed hunchbacks forbidden from wrapping their last two grapes around the stripper pole.

10/30/2007 4:15:32 AM by CJofATL

Caution: Biting pigs may devour your testicles. All three of them. Walka proud.

10/30/2007 4:11:27 AM by CJofATL

Tether-dog game ahead.

10/30/2007 4:10:15 AM by CJofATL

Caution: Tiger with blue diarrehea ahead.

10/29/2007 11:22:42 PM by ActivePassivism

Ginger-fros are a bad idea, even in the most phantasmagoric of situations.

10/29/2007 11:15:25 PM by ActivePassivism

Warning: Fire-demons WILL latch on to your car and devour your family.

10/29/2007 11:09:50 PM by ActivePassivism

Bend knees on impact to reduce incidence of cankles.

10/29/2007 11:04:10 PM by ActivePassivism

All breakdancers must be in compliance with the Law of Gravity.

10/29/2007 8:13:53 AM by CJofATL

No miracle zone. Please do not walk on water.

10/29/2007 5:47:17 AM by CJofATL

It*/*s my gift for you baby. It*/*s my d**k in a box.

10/29/2007 5:41:58 AM by CJofATL

Do not play field hockey on the platform. You will slip and fall under the train. Oopsie.

10/29/2007 5:38:52 AM by CJofATL

No masturbating on the trees.

10/29/2007 5:12:14 AM by CJofATL

Other animals partially prohibited. You can only bring in pieces.

10/29/2007 5:10:54 AM by CJofATL

Do not roll around in the large metal one spoked wheel with alligators.

10/29/2007 5:07:08 AM by CJofATL

When fire attacks all Captain Marvel*/*s should run this way.

10/29/2007 4:58:26 AM by CJofATL

Sperm swimming through the faulty diaphragm will be captured by our overhead camera.