The Spray
You'll be amazed how much more time you have in the day, when Stupid People stay out of your way. Two sprays will do you fine, providing you with a layer of protection you can't find elsewhere. But should your social circle swing you into one of the denser grapes in the bunch, your Stupid Buffer will need a buffer too. So go ahead and give it a third or even a fourth spray. And remember, you're AWESOME! Please read the label carefully before applying for the first time.
The Time-Elapsed Room Plug-In
Plug the unit in and that's it! The 'HUM wrrr' means it's working. It creates a mist-barrier throughout the entire room thus keeping Stupid People out of your personal space. If you feel dizzy, suffer nausea or begin vomiting, you should have read the manual first.
The Cable T.V. Adaptive Nodule
Let's face it, there are a lot of stupid people on TV. The Great Yusofat once said, 'Those that watch those that belittle themselves risk belittling themselves.' Talk about ironic, well here's to Yusofat, who died before knowing how AWESOME he really was. The CATVAN features Adjustable Stupidity [AS] Technology, allowing YOU full control over the 'stupid level' of the shit you watch.
Coming Soon: The Desktop Application BUDDY
Utilizing software based on AS Technology, your Desktop BUDDY will rid you of 'stupid people' mail, and thus 78% of the world's SPAM mail. You'll be loosing out on getting anymore mail from Bill Gates or Walt Disney Jr. of course, but let's face it if you thought that was real please read the manual carefully before using the software, as mental spiking is possible.
Remember, our products are not for everyone,
but they're probably perfect for you!